

Does somebody speak ferrets language? Can somebody please translate the ferrets graffiti?
it appears that shortly before our landing here in West Unfictionopia, someone has broken into and stolen the entire contents of the cargo bay. Now, I'm not pointing any fingers or laying any blame, but with it just being the inhabitants of the island on the ship, the selections for who may or may not have done it are rather limited. I have one photo of the crime scene(attached) at this time, and I'm waiting on the others to develop. I'll be sure to post them with any clues they may offer to us as soon as I have them. Let's try to get to the bottom of this.
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=> HE STOLE MY DOMAIN NO??He?DIES
EHQXBLVJRWM5WWQZSMZWUSAMRZUQ5V5FGot a clue.
i.e.
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Is not bomb-like. Is bombe-like.Bombe is actually a German word for bomb.
-'Jack'
a note 4 jack:
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Bombe. XUDY8RA2STDB8NJXL88YMNLKTJUTPZAnd whether this Anonymous is our Anonymous Jack? Or is he just another Anonymous Anonymous?GTR2OKY2CZTCPVJH5GKMQ5FYXLHNSM ZTLSTD2USXRNZQQ
IHHCRH5JD7BY2BGTFJGY8APGHJEUPXIf somebody can, please decode it. Our editoral runs out of ideas. And out of employee.
-'JACK'
The time for the big move is upon us. That said, it's time to pack up your bags for the island. A few stipulations are in place:
Each person should pack only things they absolutely need. As we all know, no one will abide by this, some will pack things merely for the sake of want. In order to keep down the sheer volume of luggage, I'm asking that you bring with you only 3 items. Of course, food and other essentials will be provided or readily available from our distributors who will stock our markets. Unfortunately, these distributors only arrive annually. Your task is to decide what 3 things apart from food and other provided items you would absolutely have to have with you on the island.
Collaborate with your fellow islanders! No one will be pleased if everyone thought to bring pots and pans for cooking with them, as 70+ sets of cookware are rather unnecessary. Finer points: if you have a favorite article of clothing, bring that particular article. Simply saying "My entire wardrobe" will not suffice. Clothing/uniforms will be provided for you upon arrival(and in various fashions and design), so if you choose clothing, bring only your favorite articles.
Think outside the box! For one year, these three items will be your only personal belongings that you will have from home. Once you've decided what you're bringing, send an email tofor inventory purposes. Also, do note that the cruise will be leaving the port on Thursday. Make sure you have your items submitted by Thursday at 5 PM EST when the ship will leave port.
Message subject: Inquiring Minds...Are we also supposed to play? And... what about our Minister of Arts, kosmopol, who hasn't appeared till now on the cards... Is he... perhaps... the kille...
From: MrKrop
Sent: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:31 pm
To: WUF Reporter
It's time.
Message subject: Inquiring minds want to know
From: MrKrop
Sent: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:09 pm
To: kosmopol
A weaker man might be moved to re-examine his faith......
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