Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Mysterious cards

We asked people to send us cards they've got. Here is the first responce.

Received by Atomic Snowflake


This list will be updated.

BREAKING NEWS: Progress of the investigation

We've got a fax. Right now. It seems to be an autopsy analyse of Mr Krop's body, made by Dr HJ Tesseract. Even if it's confidential (even more: it's confEdential, what does mean the highest rank of urgency), we think, it's important to inform you, dear fellow citizens . (The original seems to hang somewhere at the black board in the City Forum building).


The detailed analyse leads to more questions than it can answer - the case of MrKrop seems to be still mysterious.

The main points from the paper:

* the case is classified now as homicid (i.e. murder)!
* there were multiple objects used to kill Mr Krop (there is even an assumption, these objects were actually teeth). Has anybody seen a predatorian animal lurking at our island?
* he was perhaps poisoned! Take care in the taverns all over the island.
* he had tattoo of butterfly somewhere on his body.
* he had actually faked documents => we don't know till know anything about his real identity (if he had one).

After it, there were another weird thing, mentioned by Sheriff Jelloarm in his official Announcement:
Preliminary crime scene investigation brought the following evidence to light, found in Mr. Krops’ inside jacket pocket – three cards, depicting what appear to be question marks.


We have some information about people, who found in their own mail boxes similiar cards. If you are one of them, please send us these cards in comments. We should investigate, who were the murder of our MrKnop. And what's going on with our peaceful island.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Who killed MrKrop?

Many of us knew him as an introvert person. He wasn't uncommunicative though, he had just his special way to handle with society. His discussions, full of questions and mysteries, obfucsated people.

As El Igore reports, he said once:
I certainly have not made many friends. I seem to -- irritate people.
He really didn't have (m)any friends. Even more, he had perhaps enemies. Who knows?

It begun as his ID was hacked. Somebody changed his Hitchcock alike profile with bloody signs:


Mr Krop remained cool, but defeatist. He said to Caseys Mom:
If the facilities of the island can't protect me I doubt if a new identity will be of much assistance.[...] The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means.
And the tragedy came.

Today Sheriff Jelloarm reported:
On the morning of March 10th, 2009, one Alfred Krops was found dead, propped in front of the door to the Sheriff’s office. Foul play has not yet been ruled out, though no suspects, motives, murder weapons, or even place of death have been brought forth, as it appears that the body has been moved. The autopsy is currently being done by the good Dr. Tesseract, and results will be forthcoming.

MrKrop is gone. But he still remains in our memories.
Like in this beautiful picture of Atomic Snowflake:

Jelloarm and DrTesseract are investigating. And also the Island Forensic group.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

B0ts Invasion

Yesterday our fellow citizens witnessed a nature phenomenon - while of peacefully discussing in the Central Island Forum people experienced strange aurora-alike sky lights, some citizens were for short time blended, some people had abominable hallucinations and were traumatized by visions, they won't be able to describe again.

Observations from the Island Forum.

Scientists explained this occurrence as a "pr0n b0t invasion" (i.e. interpenetration of our world with another quasi-world (also known as "Mätah")).

We want to give the all-clear: these b0ts (whatever it is) are not dangerous for people, they are just very disgusting, distracting and futile.

It was an annoying phenomenon after all. So our wise Emperor took appropriate measures. If you have some ontological troubles recently on the Island (for example, you feel unable to open a door to your house or to greet your friends), feel free to ask your fellow citizens - perhaps you have to do something do be accepted on the island again. This is everything for our security.

End of the official message.
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From Editor:
Well, we don't really know, what's goin' on there. Stay tuned and beware of weird stuff. I was able to handle with the life at the island again only after Emperor send me personal message what to do about my restrictions. I think, it's pretty cool to message people and to protect them from such nature catastrophes. But I am not really sure, whether this "appropriate measures" will really do something about our security here.

We have information, that four our fellow citizens are from now the Guards of the Forum. I want to thank them and Emperor again for their courageous job.

Congratulations to our new Governess and Lieutenant Governess!

We want to congratulate

Ineffabelle on her election to Governess of West Unfictionopia

and

Lunsford
on her election to Lieutenant Governess of West Unfictionopia

Here are two portraits of our new leaders, two beautiful masterpieces of art, created by talented artist Atomic Snowflake.


Governess IneffaBelle



Lieutenant Governess Lunsford

Editoral.

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Even if the name of our newsdigest isn't chosen at the moment, we are proud to present your the rich life and history of the Island West Unfictionopia.

You can find here news from all spheres of our life.

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